I'm so tired I can't sleep...

"The goal, I believe, is to throw yourself at the ground and, here is the tricky part, miss. You see, the moment before you successfully hit the ground, you could be distracted out of the corner of your eye and accidently miss the ground. This is how people fly."

A sergeant and three constables
Set out from Mansfield town
Near the end of last October
For to hunt the Kellys down;
So they travelled to the Wombat,
And thought it quite a lark,
And they camped upon the borders of
A creek called Stringybark.

They had grub and ammunition there
To last them many a week.
Next morning two of them rode out,
All to explore the creek.
Leaving McIntyre behind them at
The camp to cook the grub,
And Lonigan to sweep the floor
And boss the washing tub.

"No. We can't stop here. This is bat country."

"Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?"

"Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?"

"Dogs fucked the Pope... no fault of mine."

"Quick, like a bunny."

"Obviously you're not a golfer."

"Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat."

"Nobody likes you, you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you fucking douche."

"I love women. I have all their albums."

"My wife is out there trolling for snatch!"

I had a friend once he took some ecstasy
Tried to marry me and every one in the room
He was sort of loving kinda caring, kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy
It got a bit messy all over the curtains, arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting


You have to be willing to throw it all away.

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